......but apparently, it cost The Bowels $3 million, which to my non-accounting-educated-self, is a helluva lot.
But hey, we roll like that....just cuz we CAN.
You see, we here in The Good Ol' Bowels of Hell New York a/k/a Mount Vernon NY a/k/a Mt. Vermin NY have watched the number of gunfire fatalities amongst our young people outnumber the amount of months that they took place. If I am correct I believe we are currently at our 14th fatality of the year, all of which occurred during the last 10 months, or somethin' like that. If I'm not spot on with the exact numbers then I'm damn near close, that I know for sure.
So in order to respond to those outrageous numbers that just keep on goin' and growin' our fear not fearless county leader has come up with a brand new surefire spitfire idea called The ShotSpotter. You can read all about it here:
Apparently the damn thing actually WORKS too....for, as ya just read, it just DID. Its wee-mock-ah-bull!
And now YOU can be the next one on yer block to have yer very own ShotSpotter too! Alls ya gotta do is start blowin' each other away at the drop of a hat. Yes folks, it's THAT SIMPLE!
Dontcha just WANT ONE NOW?