I kinda doubt that I'm gonna be able to top a video of a monkey peein' in its own mouth (great stuff there, j!) but I think from now on I'm just gonna have to start regularly postin' some o' the dumbest freakin' things that I've heard on any given day.
Take today for example. How many times can ya actually admit to havin' some stranger walk up to ya 'n have THIS kinda crap come spewin' outta their mouth:
"Hey! How do ya like my teeth?" :::she asks me while sportin' a semi-toothless grin on her face:::
What the fuck am I? A fuckin' dentist?
I mean, REALLY people. What IS it about me that gives ya the impression I wanna stop 'n socialize with every last freak on every friggin' street corner?
Jesus H. Christ! Gimme a fuckin' break already! With my dark shades ALWAYS on (so nobody can see my eyes), my earplugs firmly tucked inside my ears 'n my iPod turned up to its highest volume (so I don't gotta respond to anyone callin' out my name), with me always bein' dressed in black from head to toe, walkin' with my head down (so I don't gotta acknowledge anybody comin' my way), wearin' a nice sized switchblade clipped on one hip 'n a set o' keys that weigh damn near 10 pounds on the other 'n with a mean-ass look always on my face 24/7, do I really look THAT approachable? Why me? Do I look like I really wanna be bothered by yer stupidity? Does it look like I wanna be stopped just to carry on a crappy conversation with yer crazy ass? If I've worn this tee shirt once I've worn it a hundred times:
So people, why dontcha just shut the fuck up 'n leave MDJ the hell ALONE already!