Wednesday, February 23, 2011



Why haven't u been workin' well 4 me lately? It seems like u really enjoy tauntin' me with yer silly lil' games of "let MDJ in/block MDJ out" (& either 1 can happen instantaneously in the blink of an eye). Why do u keep on givin' me that stupid "problem loadin' page" screen with its stupid "timed out" message, like THIS?

!Problem loading page

The connection has timed out

The server at is taking too long to respond.

* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few

* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network

* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

Try Again, I DO. I try 'n I try 'n I try again. But u STILL don't wanna load 4 me...not in Firefox, not in IE, no place, no how. Never.

So tell me, why do u hate me so much? What have I done 2 u 2 deserve such mistreatment? I've been true blue 2 u 4 many years. I've kept my faithful followers happy with all my insanity & nonsense. I never complained when the site was down for brief periods of time. I've even patted u on the rear end with a "job well done" vote from time 2 time. I've hooked u up with others. I've given u props by linkin' u to my email signatures. I've boasted 2 others how u were the BEST diary site on the web. So I wanna it because I stayed away 4 so long this time? Is it because I am on my 3rd free diary & now u wanna extort cash outta me? (good luck with THAT one, pal). So tell me, please.....what IS it? What do I have 2 do 2 fix this problem? I've done everything I can think of. I've begged; I've researched; I've pleaded; I've surfed; I've cried; I've hit every darn message board/help website/forum there IS in cyberspace 4 some answers; I've started my compter; I've re-started my computer; I've cleaned out more cookies than I've eaten in a lifetime; I've run spyware software, ad-aware software; virus software; I've c-cleaned, b-cleaned and a-cleaned my system countless times; I've zoned out while tryin' 2 figure out ZoneAlarm; I've tried 2 connect 'n re-connect my CiscoConnect 2 the point where it hardly even recognizes me anymore. I've even harassed Steve via email a few times now in hopes that he'll get sick of me 'n just fix the darn thing already. I'm completely dumbfounded over this problem 4 crissake, 'n I need some answers NOW! So will u please help me? Pretty please? With sugar on top? I'll be yer bestest friend!

But just know THIS: if u DON'T help me/fix it/make it so this NEVER happens again, I'll be yer WORSTEST NITEMARE


Punch said...

It seems you might have not voted for the tee backers. They seem to be in charge of everything these days. Sit back wait for the hind tit and suck it when it comes your way... Hey I could be wrong.
My money is on you being their worst mightmare. I'll see you and rise ya. Good to read your thoughts about the system, once again.
(fuck 'em is another way to say it. but you are much too much of a lady to use such language.)

Crazed Nitwit said...

Oh they've forgotten the first rule don't you mess with Mean Donna Jean! Woe to those that do.

I'm so relieved I'm on your good side!

George F said...

Gee, I think your bad luck is following you to this web site too ;-) when I clicked on comments it gave me the typical computer garbage "please enable cookies in order to use this site" :-) the thing is I was just on my own website "logged in" and off course cookies are enabled, I think computers just love to be mean ;-) refreshed the page ann all was good.
I'm an IT guy, I have to deal with this shit all day ;-)

Willy D said...

Perfect fix:
1-Go too hardware store.
2-Buy 12lb. sledge hammer.
3-You know the rest;)

We never had these problems with a typewriter and a switchboard operator.