Sunday, February 20, 2011

Ahhhhhhh NO!

Okay Ladies, I'm just lookin' out for y'all, so please listen up:

Have any of ya seen the infomercial for The Ahh Bra? Well, *I* did last nite...well, it was more like around 4 a.m. when I got up for a sip o' somethin' cold to drink...and lemme tell ya, it seemed like its the next best thing since sliced bread. I mean, really....what WON'T any lady like about The Ahh Bra's description?:


Discover comfort, discover great looks. Ahh Bra’s breakthrough "Body Form" technology does away with wires, hooks, and adjusting straps. Ahh Bra instantly transforms your appearance. You look great, no more bra lines, no more bulges. Just a great and comfortable look. The active woman in you can now breathe a sigh of relief with the "Ahh Bra" by Rhonda Shear. Make no mistake...they look as comfortable as they appear.

The official information about the Ahh bra claims it is made with “body Form” technology, without wires, hooks, and adjusting straps.

Ahh Bra instantly promises to transform your breast appearance. With no bra lines, or bulges. And on top of it all, it can be a very great and comfortable look.

The Ahh Bra comes in three colors: nude, white, and black, and in "just shop your top" sizes ranging from Extra-Small to 3X. The price is just $59.99 for all 3 colors.

The Ahh Bra is promoted by Rhonda Shear from the shopping channel and it is:

* Seamless microfiber pullover
* V neck, wide shoulder straps
* Soft, full-coverage cups
* Center rouching for bust shaping
* Ribbed band for comfort and support
* 96% nylon, 4% spandex
* Machine wash, tumble dry
* Closed-fitted: follows your curves, outlining your figure


So after viewin' what could be the answer to just about every woman's prayers, I went online and did a lil' research for the helluvit. It didn't take long to come across a mountain of reviews for The Ahh Bra, such as:

"These bras are not for big breasted women. You will look like a blob! No shape at all, just a blob!"

"They certainly do not look or appear to be the same bras that I saw on TV. They are almost sheer elastic – with no support whatsoever,. I am a 40D – and when I put on the bras it just strapped around me and reminded me of the bands women used to wear. Just flattened out my bosom and gave no support whatsoever."

"The bras had absolutely no support and I looked as good wearing a bandaid as I did wearing these bras."

"I received the bras yesterday and died laughing. I tried the white one on and it reminded me of cutting open a leg of a pantyhose and wrapping it around my chest. I kid you not the fabric in the cup was like pantyhose or tights. You could see everything! I was under the impression that it was a thick fabric that “gave you complete coverage”. Not at all the case. I also thought the band around the bottom was wider and thick. This reminded me of the elastic stitched at the top of a pair of panties. Flimsy and thin. I also felt a pain in my shoulders that went to my face in just a few minutes of wearing the Ahh Bra. It has absolutely no support what so ever. Yes, I wear a large size bra, 40 DD, so maybe if you are an A cup it might be fine, but I would still be concerned about the lack of coverage. I can’t imagine anyone wearing one of these with a white t-shirt. Everyone will see your goodies!"

So there ya have it, ladies. The votes are in. The majority of reviewers gave The Ahh Bra unmistakable reviews of Ahhhhhh NO!

Like I said, I'm just lookin' out for all my lady friends....and their "gals" ;-)


Crazed Nitwit said...

Thanks for looking out for us, you big meanie! (Not quite as tough as you make yourself out to be, methinks.) Hugs girlfriend.

Rob said...

I guess I will have to send my wife's birthday gift back. AHHHHHH Crap....

Lou said...

Thanks for that. I'd seen the ads too and considered ringing and ordering. Glad I didn't.

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