Dear Lord, gimme strength....
....or at least gimme a son who won't suck every stinkin' dollar bill outta me and who won't zap every last ounce o' strength I've got left in me.
Am I askin' too much, Lord?
I am totally drained, God. I am drained emotionally, financially, spiritually, physically and whichever other way there is to be drained. I am asking for your love, your guidance, your strength and your wisdom to steer me in the right direction with this child o' mine.
If ya can't gimme me any o' the above, can ya at least send me a couple o' bucks 'n a handful o' Xanax to see me thru?