Monday, April 25, 2011

The Sounds of Footsteps

(right footstep) yow! (left footstep) awww! (right footstep) yikes! (left footstep) damn! (right footstep) eeeech! (left footstep) ooch! (right footstep) ouch! (left footstep) owwwch! (right footstep) owwwwww!! (left footstep) pain! (right footstep) more pain! (left footstep) want! (right footstep) them! (left footstep) off! (right footstep) now! (left footstep) home! (right footstep) quick! (left footstep) up! (right footstep) steps! (left footstep) open! (right footstep) door! (left footstep) sit! (right footstep) here!

PLOP!

KICK!

OFF!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Ohhhhhhhhhh Godddddddddddd that feels soooooooooooooooooooooo damn goooooood.

Remind me to NEVER wear wedge heels again to work.

Especially when I've gotta WALK. Everywhere.

Dunno WHAT the hell *I* was thinkin' this mornin'. Reckon I just WASN'T, period.

Oh my poor lil' size 6 feetsies.

Tomorrow, its back to the usual FLAT COMFY Dickie's.

How I DO love them Dickies :-)

1 comment:

Raftnn said...

Okay so I carn't relate ( not really into cross dressing) but I did laugh!