Friday, March 04, 2011

GOTD

Good evenin' ladies & gentlemen,

Today's topic for MDJ's Gripe o' The Day (GOTD) is none other than............

"Older Brothers".

BUT, to be even more specific:

Older brothers who are Executors of their parents' estate.

Older brothers who think their shit don't stink.

Older brothers who alienate damn near anyone 'n everyone around 'em.

Older brothers who use their tongue like a knife.

Older brothers who been cheatin' on their wife of 20-some-odd-plus years for damn near just as long.

Older brothers who gotta take their dick outta their ass 'n who gotta grow a set of balls while takin' that dick outta their ass.

Older brothers who gotta learn how to discuss things like a MAN instead of bangin' out an extremely hurtful email in order to "get shit off their chest".

Older brothers who are cops (hmmmm.....'nuff said THERE!)

So if there's anybody out there who has an older brother who qualifies in all of the above areas, please feel free to leave all the dirty lil' details in the comments section below.

Thank you, and goodnite.

4 comments:

MeanDonnaJean said...

I do! I do!

...and I already DID :-)

Raftnn said...

I got one..major pain in the arse......self centred ....

Willy D said...

I ‘am’ the older brother. So I guess that makes me a asshole. Oh well, I can live with it.

biker baby said...

I have/had 5 older brothers…three have died. The four oldest brothers...already grown and out of the house...used to defend me from the one that is only two years older. Once he got too big for my mother to handle, one of my older brothers would come and punish him. He used to beat the crap out of me to the point of me passing out on one occasion...which was his last time he beat the crap out of me. This particular time when I came to, I didn't need my older brother’s help...he did. I was so mad, I got him pinned down after first breaking the kitchen table with his body and was beating him in the face as hard as I could when I caught sight of a knife that had fallen on the floor. I grabbed that knife and as I was about to do away with the beatings for good, my oldest brother came in and grabbed my wrist. I don't think I could have lived with myself if Jerry hadn't stopped me. The brother that used to be mean to me has burned me in the chest with a red hot poker from a fireplace…he wanted to brand me like Zoro. He used a professional staple gun to try to staple my fingers together, lured me into the path of a car when I was only five and the list goes on. He had a mean streak that was unbelievable. How's that for an older brother gripe? We actually get along now.