Saturday, June 27, 2009

Son v. Daughter

Ya've already seen the way that my youngest son's mind sometimes works (holdin' Barbie for ransom....whoever woulda thunk it?) so below are just two samples of the way my youngest daughter's mind works. Here's a couple of her My Space mood status quotes, word for word:

Jessica's equation of the day: new lock = $175. new jeans = $25. discovering your locksmith stole your jeans to dress in drag = priceless

(Mom's 2 cents: she's been swearin' up 'n down that the guy who installed the lock on her new apartment door swiped her new jeans on his way out. Yeah, surrrre Jess).

Jessica is amused to learn that wallabies got stoned on poppy flowers and created crop circles in new zealand...seriously!

(Mom's 2 cents: personally, I think *SHE'S* the one who's been gettin' stoned on poppy flowers {or somethin' much stronger perhaps?} to come up with THIS one.)

Ohhhh, the stories I could tell y'all about these 2 kids o' mine..........!!!

1 comment:

mq01 said...

LMAO!!! priceless!!! :)