It's been 4 days now since I put up MDJ's Rules of Toilette Etiquette in the ladies bathroom stalls at the job, and yep, the signs are still up there. Notta bit o' graffiti has marred 'em, nor has even a tiny piece been ripped offa 'em. And better yet, the folks at work must actually be payin' attention to 'em, cuz I ain't spied a spot of pee or poo anywhere.
I can't believe the problem was THAT easy to fix.
My mom, God rest her soul, was always a good one for leavin' us "to do/not to do" notes all around the house. From room to room she'd leave her mark:
DISHES ARE CLEAN
WASH YOUR HANDS
DO YOUR HOMEWORK
WIPE YOUR FEET
HANG UP TOWEL
PUT CLOTHES AWAY
WIPE DOWN SHOWER DOOR
DON'T BRUSH HAIR IN THE KITCHEN
DON'T TOUCH HAIR AND THEN COME IN KITCHEN
STEP OUT OF SHOWER *THIS* WAY
FOLD CLOTHES *THAT* WAY
CLOTHES ARE ON LINE - PULL IN IF RAINING
And the best one yet:
BABY SLEEPING - PLEASE DO NOT RING BELL
The "baby" is now 47 years old. They STILL use that damn sign on the front door.
Since MY signs seem to be workin' so darn well, I reckon she was really onto somethin' there with all them signs of hers.
Either that, or we've both gotta pretty good touch o' OCD.