Thursday, June 18, 2009

4 Ladies Only, cont'd.

FYI:

It's been 4 days now since I put up MDJ's Rules of Toilette Etiquette in the ladies bathroom stalls at the job, and yep, the signs are still up there. Notta bit o' graffiti has marred 'em, nor has even a tiny piece been ripped offa 'em. And better yet, the folks at work must actually be payin' attention to 'em, cuz I ain't spied a spot of pee or poo anywhere.

I can't believe the problem was THAT easy to fix.

My mom, God rest her soul, was always a good one for leavin' us "to do/not to do" notes all around the house. From room to room she'd leave her mark:

DISHES ARE CLEAN

WASH YOUR HANDS

DO YOUR HOMEWORK

WIPE YOUR FEET

HANG UP TOWEL

PUT CLOTHES AWAY

WIPE DOWN SHOWER DOOR

DON'T BRUSH HAIR IN THE KITCHEN

DON'T TOUCH HAIR AND THEN COME IN KITCHEN

STEP OUT OF SHOWER *THIS* WAY

FOLD CLOTHES *THAT* WAY

CLOTHES ARE ON LINE - PULL IN IF RAINING

And the best one yet:

BABY SLEEPING - PLEASE DO NOT RING BELL
The "baby" is now 47 years old. They STILL use that damn sign on the front door.

Since MY signs seem to be workin' so darn well, I reckon she was really onto somethin' there with all them signs of hers.

Either that, or we've both gotta pretty good touch o' OCD.

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